**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

Better drool than spunk

 

[Creed]

Better drool than spunk

You can’t know that.

 

[snips]

he knows that

 

[BBK]

he knows that

So does your dad

 

[Nobody]

I'm sorry, "longtime punt advocate" is absolutely frying me:

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just fucking retire Kirk

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Just shut the fuck up.

 

[brantshawks]

Is that like a 'long time pulling out' advocate?

Not what you really want to do, but if needed.....be the best, I say.

 

[Silky Johnson]

The rule change is absolutely unnecessary and really only serves to take more fun fakes away. It’s bullshit.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Just shut the fuck up.

yeah it’s cool that our coach is known for punting. Really helps bring in good players.

 

[douglasbader]

yeah it’s cool that our coach is known for punting. Really helps bring in good players.

Shut the fuck up retard.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fuck off. You all know damn well that Kirk is going to stay too long.

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck off. You all know damn well that Kirk is going to stay too long.

As long as he wins, he can stay as long as he wants. He's winning.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

We all know LWade is going to stay too long

 

[Silky Johnson]

LWade should root for UNI exclusively and keep doing so once they become a D2 program. I mean, he keeps searching for reasons to get preemptively mad about McCollum after Iowa made an Elite 8, and while most of us here have misgivings about Kirk, he even blows those out of proportion. He can’t find it within himself to give either major program credit for anything and truly deserves to root for Mark Farley every year instead.

Now please respond with some self-evident bullshit about how Kirk’s offenses aren’t good or he’s stubborn. That will be totally new information to all of us that we haven’t bitched about before. Surely the other neighboring Big 10 schools are kicking Iowa’s ass and the school is destined to be a conference bottom-dweller.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

As long as he wins, he can stay as long as he wants. He's winning.

So was Fran

 

[douglasbader]

So was Fran

Right, and then Fran got fired. That's how it works.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

LWade should root for UNI exclusively and keep doing so once they become a D2 program. I mean, he keeps searching for reasons to get preemptively mad about McCollum after Iowa made an Elite 8, and while most of us here have misgivings about Kirk, he even blows those out of proportion. He can’t find it within himself to give either major program credit for anything and truly deserves to root for Mark Farley every year instead.

Now please respond with some self-evident bullshit about how Kirk’s offenses aren’t good or he’s stubborn. That will be totally new information to all of us that we haven’t bitched about before. Surely the other neighboring Big 10 schools are kicking Iowa’s ass and the school is destined to be a conference bottom-dweller.

I’ve got mad at McCollum for exactly one thing because it was unnecessary, avoidable, and narcissistic.

One is also the exact number of UNI games I’ve watched in the past 7-8 years.

I “blow out of proportion” such minor things as refusing to fire his incompetent son, focusing on punting instead of scoring points, allowing a meathead racist to run the program, and generally treating the program like his own on personal asset. Just nitpicking though.

Otherwise, good effort. Highly recommend this poster; will read again.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Even if we take your response at face value, you’re at best Wisconsin fan that wanted Paul Chryst fired. It’s tired and boring. No one here thinks Kirk is infallible and your McCollum’s son thing is based on a hypothetical that has yet to/will likely never happen. You also literally said after the tourney you’d still rather have DeVries. You know, the guy who had the most money spent on his team in the country and still missed the tournament.

Meanwhile you defend Fran whose nepotism was arguably worse than Kirk’s (without anywhere near the winning). The whole schtick doesn’t make one iota of sense.

 

[hawkeyealum]

It makes total sense if you know l wade is retarded

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Even if we take your response at face value, you’re at best Wisconsin fan that wanted Paul Chryst fired. It’s tired and boring. No one here thinks Kirk is infallible and your McCollum’s son thing is based on a hypothetical that has yet to/will likely never happen. You also literally said after the tourney you’d still rather have DeVries. You know, the guy who had the most money spent on his team in the country and still missed the tournament.

Meanwhile you defend Fran whose nepotism was arguably worse than Kirk’s (without anywhere near the winning). The whole schtick doesn’t make one iota of sense.

I said I still wanted DeVries? The fuck?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’ve got mad at McCollum for exactly one thing because it was unnecessary, avoidable, and narcissistic.

One is also the exact number of UNI games I’ve watched in the past 7-8 years.

I “blow out of proportion” such minor things as refusing to fire his incompetent son, focusing on punting instead of scoring points, allowing a meathead racist to run the program, and generally treating the program like his own on personal asset. Just nitpicking though.

Otherwise, good effort. Highly recommend this poster; will read again.

No one cares about your opinion.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Just fucking retire Kirk

All 18 Big Ten coaches agree on this. Everyone retire?

 

[ddevries]

Dochterman shared he thinks CyHawk will be primetime on NBC. Will be announced on Wednesday.

 

[Shawneemicks]

LWade thinking Kirk’s punting thoughts have anything at all to do with how well they recruit is the LWade of all lwades.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Dochterman shared he thinks CyHawk will be primetime on NBC. Will be announced on Wednesday.

Kill them on national television before doing it once more next year and then Beth can do the right thing.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

LWade thinking Kirk’s punting thoughts have anything at all to do with how well they recruit is the LWade of all lwades.

If you don’t think our general apathy towards scoring points affects recruiting, I don’t know what to tell you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

But I know the idea that we bring in a top-notch coach to replace Kirk while everything is going fairly well is just a crazy outlier opinion. Nuts!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Herky823]

I wonder if roosters read LWade's posts when they wake up and that's why the scream first thing every morning.

 

[Shawneemicks]

If you don’t think our general apathy towards scoring points affects recruiting, I don’t know what to tell you.

The fact they averaged nearly 30ppg might matter more. I’d think the staff might mention that at some point in the recruiting

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Great, we averaged 30 ppg with a fringe-pro one year QB under an OC the head coach didn’t want to hire in the first plac

They followed that up by doing nothing at the most important position.

just remember, if it weren’t for some important people finally stepping in to force a return to sanity, Brian would still be your OC.

 

[Wanderer]

Serious question. Was lwade a decent poster at some point? If so, did something happen? I'm careful to not be critical when I don't know if a person is special or not.

 

[douglasbader]

Serious question. Was lwade a decent poster at some point? If so, did something happen? I'm careful to not be critical when I don't know if a person is special or not.

No, he was never ever a decent poster. He's always been the class clown for reasons discussed over and over on here. It's 99% daddy issues and having to get attention through negative action.

 

[Kerky]

No, he was never ever a decent poster. He's always been the class clown for reasons discussed over and over on here. It's 99% daddy issues and having to get attention through negative action.

Sounds like someone else as well, someone he bends over backwards at times feigning non support.

 

[Shawneemicks]

So far he’s gone from punting is the problem to now if brian was still there. It’s like chasing a squirrel

 

[douglasbader]

Sounds like someone else as well, someone he bends over backwards at times feigning non support.

There is a reason people like him are so attracted to that guy.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

So far he’s gone from punting is the problem to now if brian was still there. It’s like chasing a squirrel

It’s like arguing with NLP.

 

[Orestes]

So far he’s gone from punting is the problem to now if brian was still there. It’s like chasing a squirrel

Imagine being mocked by Shawnee for the shittiness of your persistent pessimism.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Imagine being mocked by Shawnee for the shittiness of your persistent pessimism.

I know, right?!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There should be nothing controversial about my opinions, which is exactly why we are in the situation we are in right now.

Honestly, I could argue that he should’ve been fired by now. But we’ve been winning, which is enjoyable on 7-9 days a year, so whatever. But you know damn well what is coming down the road. He will hold out as long as he can, and then force the university (via money, influence, timing, or all of the above ) to hire whoever he wants, rather than doing legitimate national search for what is a very attractive job.

When the people with the *actual* embarrassing jokes of lives want to try to rip on me personally for stating facts or reasonable assumptions, you might want to reassess if your position. Or kill yourself. Up to you.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m not in any situation. Because I’m not retarded.

 

[Hawkmi]

There should be nothing controversial about my opinions, which is exactly why we are in the situation we are in right now.

Honestly, I could argue that he should’ve been fired by now. But we’ve been winning, which is enjoyable on 7-9 days a year, so whatever. But you know damn well what is coming down the road. He will hold out as long as he can, and then force the university (via money, influence, timing, or all of the above ) to hire whoever he wants, rather than doing legitimate national search for what is a very attractive job.

When the people with the *actual* embarrassing jokes of lives want to try to rip on me personally for stating facts or reasonable assumptions, you might want to reassess if your position. Or kill yourself. Up to you.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Wade just isn't getting it.

 

[6deuce]

Wade just isn't getting it.

Water is wet

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Great, we averaged 30 ppg with a fringe-pro one year QB under an OC the head coach didn’t want to hire in the first plac

They followed that up by doing nothing at the most important position.

just remember, if it weren’t for some important people finally stepping in to force a return to sanity, Brian would still be your OC.

Shut the fuck up, retard.

 

[BVHawk95]

Do you think he had to work hard to be this retarded, or is it just natural talent?

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s definitely natural

 

[Mysterio]

Great, we averaged 30 ppg with a fringe-pro one year QB under an OC the head coach didn’t want to hire in the first plac

They followed that up by doing nothing at the most important position.

just remember, if it weren’t for some important people finally stepping in to force a return to sanity, Brian would still be your OC.

yes thank u to barbara wilson for getting rid of garta