**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

I like when other teams play on weird days because it means more football. I do not like Iowa playing on weird days.

 

[douglasbader]

I do not mind a Friday night East Coast game at Rutgers or Maryland at all.

 

[26.2]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

 

[CamelTones]

I’m much more concerned about defensive tackle than I am QB.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m much more concerned about defensive tackle than I am QB.

I think the two starters can be OK.

 

[26.2]

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

Sorry. This party car is already full. I'm sure there's plenty of room in Doug's though.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I enjoy watching Iowa play a Friday night game each season not including Nebrantska.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I enjoy watching Iowa play.

Even more when they win.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

The douche is withering away. I’m not even sure he can bench 200 anymore.

 

[6deuce]

Selfishly I love it!
@6deuce you flying in on Thursday now????

I was already planning on Thursday but may do Wednesday and hopefully split a steak

 

[6deuce]

Forgot you had the deucer. That car is full.

Full of huge cocks!!!

 

[6deuce]

I enjoy watching Iowa play a Friday night game each season not including Nebrantska.

You’re not afraid you’ll fall asleep? Lolz!!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

You’re not afraid you’ll fall asleep? Lolz!!!

No. I’ll be banging your mother prior to game time.

 

[CleteyColgate]

 

[KitKatApples]

No. I’ll be banging your mother prior to game time.

The game starts after 6:30 so good luck!

 

[6deuce]

I don’t think ol’ Leebo knows how time zones work. He’s going to be exhausted by kickoff

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I don’t think ol’ Leebo knows how time zones work. He’s going to be exhausted by kickoff

Wasn't he asleep at noon CST the last time you tried meeting up?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Full of huge cocks!!!

It seems like you will have a great time!!!

 

[shoot-the-three]

I'll be there to join you two. We'll paint the town.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Now I’m interested.

 

[Gushawk]

This could be quite a royal rumble. A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man. Ol' squawky back in fighting shape albeit with some miles on the tires. Previously undefeated jogger.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man.

The last time I saw him he had to carry his clubs from the parking lot over multiple trips.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

This could be quite a royal rumble. A significantly diminished deuce, who is no longer an insurmountable mountain of a man. Ol' squawky back in fighting shape albeit with some miles on the tires. Previously undefeated jogger.

pulling guard.
.

 

[Lee Beevers]

The last time I saw him he had to carry his clubs from the parking lot over multiple trips.

The deucer asked if I was around Homobeck so I could open a jar for him. It was the worst text message I have ever received in my life.

 

[6deuce]

The deucer asked if I was around Homobeck so I could open a jar for him. It was the worst text message I have ever received in my life.

 

[6deuce]

It was a jar of ragu. @Lee Beevers’ favorite

 

[snips]

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Death pool candidate.

 

[Gushawk]

Kirk absolutely loves that guy.

I don't mind seeing him riding off into the sunset in Iowa City, home of perhaps his greatest protege.

 

[turtley78]

Moore is a guy that loves football. Damn near 90 years old and still at it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Does he get university paid health and life insurance?

 

[Gushawk]

Probably.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

IPERS too

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Your benefit payment is -$3,456 based on your life expectancy of negative ten years.

 

[Kamala]

We hired a 90 year old. Very on brand.

 

[Thrawn II]

He’s a consultant with an incredible CV. He’s gonna pop into practice and watch film. It’s not like he’s a full on coach.

Apparently he was the first guy to suggest that Tyrone Tracy was playing the wrong position. Fun fact.

 

[cloudhawk]

I too often wonder if all of our WR's are playing the wrong position/ utilized improperly

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Bacon Hill was definitely playing the wrong position.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kirk is embarrassingly forced to fire his incompetent son and hire an actual offensive coordinator. He goes a different direction than the public was expecting with some decent results.

His next move is then to bring in a 90 year-old to help put things back together.

He genuinely views iowa football as his personal property.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m surprised he is not in a bitter dispute with the Children’s Hospital because of where they placed their decorative shrubs.

 

[6deuce]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are not making the playoff with Kirk as our coach. He is a slightly better Fran with a more pleasant public persona.

He should retire while everyone still likes him and enjoy the rejuvenated excitement for iowa football from the stands.

 

[6deuce]

We are not making the playoff with Kirk as our coach. He is a slightly better Fran with a more pleasant public persona.

He should retire while everyone still likes him and enjoy the rejuvenated excitement for iowa football from the stands.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[26.2]

He’s a consultant with an incredible CV. He’s gonna pop into practice and watch film. It’s not like he’s a full on coach.

Apparently he was the first guy to suggest that Tyrone Tracy was playing the wrong position. Fun fact.

ehhh. not exactly true.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

ehhh. not exactly true.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

ehhh. not exactly true.

Lol. Always cracks me up

 

[ChipHilton]

Let's see if I comprendo the HaLo interpretation of the Moore hire: Kirk has decided Tom Moore will be tasked with resurrecting the family business and trying to bring the offense into the 21st century. While doing this, he will be a true crony and see to it that only Kirk's wishes are executed. He'll be wheeled into practice each day to run things, with Lester and Bud given the job of wiping the drool off of his chin. Except for the age difference, really no different than making Brian the OC.

 

[Wanderer]

Chip is a legend!