**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[KitKatApples]

Open your eyes

 

[Lee Beevers]

Open your eyes

Hmm, my license clearly states that I am 6’0”. Denied, you stupid fuck!!!!!

 

[neshawk]

Is that like when you tell your wife that 4 inches equals a foot?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Is that like when you tell your wife that 4 inches equals a foot?

I pack a massive dong along with my 6’0” height. People with small penuses disgust me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Where are you packing it

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[26.2]

Hmm, my license clearly states that I am 6’0”. Denied, you stupid fuck!!!!!

Dude you were probably up to my chest when I met you. And I'm 6'1"

 

[BngHawk]

Dude you were probably up to my chest when I met you. And I'm 6'1"

Frankly, I’m surprised his head made it above your waist in this encounter.

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL NOPE!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Dude you were probably up to my chest when I met you. And I'm 6'1"

Ehh, that’s not entirely accurate.

 

[Fletch]

I pack a massive dong along with my 6’0” height. People with small penuses disgust me.

Lee Beevers
Prefers Big Cocks

 

[Lee Beevers]

Lee Beevers
Prefers Big Cocks

 

[Mysterio]

UI Advances Plans for New Field Hockey Facility and CHA Renovation

hawkeyesports.com

dont know why theyre throwing money at field hockey but at least carver is getting upgraded

 

[Lil Scamp]

Feels like they buried the lede there

 

[Stu Beagle]

8.6 million for field hockey and 70 million for Carver

 

[KitKatApples]

What all can you even do for a field hockey....field?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Field hockey should pay the UI $8.6 million just for existing if we’re being honest

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What all can you even do for a field hockey....field?

It's the building

 

[KitKatApples]

Ok?

 

[Mysterio]

8.6 million too much for field hockey

 

[BBK]

I ain't no Navaho

 

[Fletch]

I ain't no Navaho

Where’s this coming from and why is your injun revved up about it?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

No big changes

 

[KitKatApples]

Any change in Carver Cones?

 

[Mysterio]

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No big changes

do they have an elite 8 banner hung up yet

 

[The Dad]

The type of explosive, almost to the net, play you love to see out of your 6’10 guys.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Fletch]

Lol. You can’t tell shit from that picture

 

[Gushawk]

Lol. You can’t tell shit from that picture

He looks thinner and decidedly less pear-like, which is a significant positive as long as he doesn’t lose his soft hands along with the fat.

 

[KitKatApples]

He looks thinner and decidedly less pear-like, which is a significant positive as long as he doesn’t lose his soft hands along with the fat.

Don't worry, his new nickname will be Ol pussy hands for sure

 

[Gushawk]

Sometimes the fats, while disgusting, have a nice easy way about their hand-eye coordination. Enough so that I’m not entirely dismissing the possibility of a causal relationship. As Daly and Kruk have observed, you can’t pull fat.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He looks thinner and decidedly less pear-like, which is a significant positive as long as he doesn’t lose his soft hands along with the fat.

he’s not. He just got a hair cut.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He should have gotten them all cut at the same time

 

[Gushawk]

he’s not. He just got a hair cut.

Please don’t ruin this for me. Tis the season of positivity

 

[ABeardedDragon]

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No big changes

Get that mediacom shit off.

 

[Nobody]

 

[douglasbader]

Trey Thompson Era begins, boyz.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Curious how much he'll play. Need a @Jim Tebow breakdown

 

[douglasbader]

Curious how much he'll play. Need a @Jim Tebow breakdown

20-25 min per game is my guess. Somewhere between Koch and Sage minutes last year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That seems like a lot as a non starter

 

[Shawneemicks]

Under

 

[CleteyColgate]

Only guys who play defense will play

 

[douglasbader]

That seems like a lot as a non starter

Folguieras averaged 21 per game. I'm expecting he has similar.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I would guess his minutes end up a lot like Sage, and Sage takes on the full time 25 mpg this year. But I don't know shit.

 

[KitKatApples]

The pear was gettin square

 

[Lee Beevers]

Only guys who play defense will play

I’ll shit in your throat.

 

[douglasbader]

It's really just easier to figure out who the 8 guys are that will play significant minutes and maybe the 9th guy that gets some significant minutes in a few games.

Combs, Coleman, Sage, Koch, McKeever, Manyawu and Thompson are your Top 7.

Big Pear, Howard, Harris and Coon battle for the #8/#9 guy.

I'm going to guess that Howard wins a spot on familiarity and as the 3rd ballhandler. Big Pear/Harris split time in that #9 spot based on the matchups. Coon will be the odd man out this year.

Joey, Peyton and Jacob Koch are just practice guys and cheerleaders.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Howard will be in the regular rotation just like he was last season. He's not pretty but had some big games and McCollum loves the defense

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It's really just easier to figure out who the 8 guys are that will play significant minutes and maybe the 9th guy that gets some significant minutes in a few games.

Combs, Coleman, Sage, Koch, McKeever, Manyawu and Thompson are your Top 7.

Big Pear, Howard, Harris and Coon battle for the #8/#9 guy.

I'm going to guess that Howard wins a spot on familiarity and Big Pear/Harris split time in that #9 spot. Coon will be the odd man out this year.

Joey, Peyton and Jacob Koch are just practice guys and cheerleaders.

@L. Wade Childress thinks differently.

 

[douglasbader]

@L. Wade Childress thinks differently.

Well, he's retarded, soooo....