*Omnibus 2025-2026 College Basketball & Transfer Portal Thread*

[BBK]

A lot of money for a guy who completely cucked out in the tournament.

This makes no sense

 

[The Dad]

This makes no sense

You’re right. He was super fucking solid against Tennessee when the lights were the brightest and they needed him the most.

 

[BBK]

Utilizing the term "cucked" isn't a Swiss army knife to be used wherever you find it suitable. It has an actual definition

 

[The Dad]

Utilizing the term "cucked" isn't a Swiss army knife to be used wherever you find it suitable. It has an actual definition

Excellent point and of course I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter, sir.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

sonofa....

 

[BBK]

Excellent point and of course I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter, sir.

Best day of my life. Anyway, be better

 

[The Dad]

When they kept showing him sitting on the bench with that pathetic stat line and the thousand mile stare I couldn’t help but think, man that guy looks like a cuck.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s 2026, any word or phrase can mean whatever you want whenever you want

 

[Dolomitey]

Cuck definitely has a cultural usage much broader than the old definition. It’s like calling someone a pussy but without insulting women. It’s gay to think otherwise.

 

[BBK]

Cuck definitely has a cultural usage much broader than the old definition. It’s like calling someone a pussy but without insulting women. It’s gay to think otherwise.

I mean, if HaLo's best writer says so it must be true...

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I mean, if HaLo's best writer says so it must be true...

He is mocking The Sad

 

[BBK]

He is mocking The Sad

Point stands!

 

[The Dad]

He is mocking The Sad

No. Wrong. He was mocking Thomas WoeIsMe!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

No. Wrong. He was mocking Thomas WoeIsMe!

FUCK. PWN3D

 

[The Dad]

Nice job white knighting cyclones though, FAGGOTS!

 

[HawkParent]

A lot of money for a guy who completely cucked out in the tournament.

What is the standard? Tennessee certainly bodied him out of the last game of the tournament without Jefferson drawing attention, but for the tournament, he shot better from 3 than Stirtz.

 

[BBK]

Nice job white knighting cyclones though, FAGGOTS!

Looks like you got cucked

 

[Mitchandrsn]

What a name to transfer to the team that knocked out the clones

 

[eclone]

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Meh. Mid program. When’s the last time ISU made the Elite 8? Iowa towers over that poverty program.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Mysterio]

momcilovic in the portal now along with the draft

 

[Stomper15]

European pipeline continues....

 

[Stomper15]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The huge NIL payday immediately followed by a season ending injury is definitely the way to go

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The huge NIL payday immediately followed by a season ending injury is definitely the way to go

How about the huge NIL payday after a fake injury? Sounds like Gatens is convincing Bruce Pearls little lord that Freeman isn't a total chode.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[cloudhawk]

Big news around the cul-de-sac

 

[Stomper15]

Could be interesting. 6"5 CG.

 

[eclone]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What injuries? Torn flaps?

 

[douglasbader]

Owen Freeman going to get Matt Gatens fired twice.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Imagine hitching your livelihood to Owen freeman

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Imagine hitching your livelihood to Owen freeman

or Fran McCaffery
Or Todd The Criminal
Or Steve Alford

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL at struggled with injuries

 

[BillyBob]

I hope the new coach can retain Matt Gatens

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

LOL at struggled with injuries

Laziness is an injury now.

 

[douglasbader]

What a career for Owen. Starts as Big Ten Freshman of the year, then the following year quits on the team in the middle of the season and gets his coach fired. Then goes to the next school and is so terrible his coach quits a year early. Now he's headed to his third school that very likely will be firing its coach at the end of the season.

At least he made some money, but as a person and player that has got to be pretty miserable.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Don’t forget dumped by Taylor McCabe.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The ol Kirk Ferentz Quarterback Decline

 

[BBK]

Don’t forget dumped by Taylor McCabe.

Now he's dating Zach McCabe

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Now he's dating Zach McCabe

Suck a fat one all of you.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[The Dad]

Their way of thanking Fran?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

 

[Squat Cobbler]

I thought he was supposed to be the best of the bunch. Another overrated McCaffery boy, no whey.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Overrated and retarded are some strong genetics in that family.

 

[The Dad]

I thought he was supposed to be the best of the bunch. Another overrated McCaffery boy, no whey.

His mom and dad having to scream at him from the crowd at AAU games to “RUN!!” and “PLAY HARD!!!” were probably red flags.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In fairness, playing hard in AAU is kinda stupid.