**2026 Iowa Basketball Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[The Incredible Hawk]

Bald pair* in reference to your hairless legs.

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

 

[The Dad]

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

@6deuce - are you lying or is he?

 

[The Dad]

My legs aren’t hairless. Your head very much is.

While it’s true I’m bald, somehow your fivehead is still larger than mine.

Not sure a guy whose hairline starts in the troposphere should be making bald jokes but whatever.

 

[6deuce]

@6deuce - are you lying or is he?

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

 

[The Dad]

 

[KitKatApples]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

 

[26.2]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

Definitely seems like the type

 

[Lee Beevers]

Deauce el Padre and TIH should all definitely kill themselves for this even being a discussion.

 

[The Dad]

Deauce el Padre and TIH should all definitely kill themselves for this even being a discussion.

Are you not entertained midget?

 

[6deuce]

That’s a call out. Lee is probably going to be sobbing into his gabagool.

 

[KitKatApples]

While he sits all provolone

 

[26.2]

That’s a call out. Lee is probably going to be sobbing into his gabagool.

He hardly has time to do this given he's spending most of his days chasing around his 6 step kids

 

[rodg12]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I may be misremembering, but I feel like TIH may have shaved his legs for HS bball. I choose to believe it’s 100% true.

You aren’t misremembering. I was just prepping for track season as the elite do.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

While it’s true I’m bald, somehow your fivehead is still larger than mine.

Not sure a guy whose hairline starts in the troposphere should be making bald jokes but whatever.

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

 

[6deuce]

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

 

[LifelongHawk]

You aren’t misremembering. I was just prepping for track season as the elite do.

Wait, you shaved your legs for high school track?
What event, and how much time do you think it saved?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Wait, you shaved your legs for high school track?
What event, and how much time do you think it saved?

I have no idea. I shaved them for college track as well.

 

[Mysterio]

always good to add another hawk to the nba

 

[The Dad]

It’s not. Quit projecting. I am still capable of growing plenty of hair.

Speaking of projecting, we’re having a block party next week. Is your forehead available for us to show movies to the kids on?

 

[IowaWigman]

Speaking of projecting, we’re having a block party next week. Is your forehead available for us to show movies to the kids on?

Kid has a forehead like a drive in movie theater. But he’s a good shit, so we don’t bust his chops too much.

 

[26.2]

I have no idea. I shaved them for college track as well.

Bet you shaved them for show choir too, dick sucker

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Bet you shaved them for show choir too, dick sucker

Show choir wasn’t in the spring, so not likely.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Picked up my kid today from camp. McKeever is massive. Made Manyawu look like a guard. And yes I got everyone’s autograph

 

[KitKatApples]

Contact the register?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Picked up my kid today from camp. McKeever is massive. Made Manyawu look like a guard. And yes I got everyone’s autograph

I wouldn't mind seeing a couple pics of the autographs if you have time to post them later today.

 

[Jim Tebow]

How big were his hands? (Asking for bball eval purposes only)

 

[BBK]

How big were his hands? (Asking for bball eval purposes only)

He's 7'3." I'm sure he has a big ol hog on him, Jim

 

[Debit One]

I have no idea. I shaved them for college track as well.

You fucking Childress Bros kill me.

 

[snips]

I'm sure he has a big ol hog on him

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You fucking Childress Bros kill me.

I don’t even have leg hair. It’s like god knew I would have calves worth displaying to the masses.

 

[6deuce]

I don’t even have leg hair. It’s like god knew I would have calves worth displaying to the masses.

Kinda like your fivehead

 

[Hawkmi]

He's 7'3." I'm sure he has a big ol hog on him, Jim

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kinda like your fivehead

im just bald.

 

[brantshawks]

The gal who usually cuts my hair at scissors and scotch is on maternity leave and new girl used a guard on my beard I wasn't ready for. Took the whole fucking thing off.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Not all heroes wear capes

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The gal who usually cuts my hair at scissors and scotch is on maternity leave and new girl used a guard on my beard I wasn't ready for. Took the whole fucking thing off.

i didn’t know that was a haircut place.

 

[brantshawks]

i didn’t know that was a haircut place.

Usually just lesbians and booze but they expanded.

 

[Pedro]

The gal who usually cuts my hair at scissors and scotch is on maternity leave and new girl used a guard on my beard I wasn't ready for. Took the whole fucking thing off.

C'mon, brants...you know you want to post a pic of this newly shorn chin quaff.

 

[KitKatApples]

Speak english you dirty Swede

 

[Kerky]

The gal who usually cuts my hair at scissors and scotch is on maternity leave and new girl used a guard on my beard I wasn't ready for. Took the whole fucking thing off.

How did she take it all off WITH a guard, or is that a slight exaggeration? Regardless, what could she have possibly been thinking with a guy with a beard like yours. That goes beyond malpractice if she did take a majority of it off.

 

[KitKatApples]

This is worse than Pedro being harassed by the police

 

[brantshawks]

How did she take it all off WITH a guard, or is that a slight exaggeration? Regardless, what could she have possibly been thinking with a guy with a beard like yours. That goes beyond malpractice if she did take a majority of it off.

She put a 2 guard on it and went to town. My wife thinks I did it on purpose and won't actually look at me without covering my face. That's kinda normal for us though.

 

[IowaWigman]

Collars outside the sweater?

 

[Pedro]

Look at that handsome beast of a man.

Did a cold front come through Iowa? Is it really sweater weather?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Brant borland

 

[Verbal]

Did a cold front come through Iowa? Is it really sweater weather?

It's been quite cool most of this week.

 

[douglasbader]

She put a 2 guard on it and went to town. My wife thinks I did it on purpose and won't actually look at me without covering my face. That's kinda normal for us though.

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[Lee Beevers]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

No play for Mr Gray!