**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Game Thread - 7:30pm - Fox**

[Harlan]

Brian does need to work on getting his best players in position to make plays. Fant and Hock should both get 100 plus yards a game.

Seems realistic.

Why didn't they think of that? Fucking idiots!!

 

[Geese]

Can we ban anyone bitching about Brian?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Brian’s haircut fucking sucks

 

[Geese]

Brian’s haircut fucking sucks

True but he'd kick all y'all asses

 

[6deuce]

Brian’s haircut fucking sucks

True but he'd kick all y'all asses

 

[Lime]

Brian’s haircut needs a scoop foley investigation. It’s actually troubling.

 

[KitKatApples]

A Halo Royal Rumble will decide who gets the winner of the @6deuce vs Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz match

 

[RZAHawk]

Iowa needs to score more points to have a nine or ten win season. Their getting better but they need room to make mistakes and only scoring 17 leaves no cushion. I feel like their still shaking off the stink of Greg Davis.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

They’re

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Iowa needs to score more points to have a nine or ten win season. Their getting better but they need room to make mistakes and only scoring 17 leaves no cushion. I feel like their still shaking off the stink of Greg Davis.

The stink they’re shaking off is years of recruiting whiffs and attrition from Davis, White and Kennedy’s snake oil salesmenship and incompetence.

 

[Harlan]

100 yards to each TE. JFC.

 

[KitKatApples]

I know. Why not at least 150

 

[Harlan]

I know. Why not at least 150

Fucking brilliant!

Maybe they should do that defense where AJ gets 7 sacks per game.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I know. Why not at least 150

Fucking brilliant!

Maybe they should do that defense where AJ gets 7 sacks per game.

That would likely require Phil trotting AJ out for more than 22 snaps, but I could be wrong. I do approve of the 7 AJ sacks defense btw.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Brian’s haircut fucking sucks

True but he'd kick all y'all asses

why? Is it well known he’s a badass? Usually the screamers and yellers are pussies

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

He played offensive line in the Big Ten. He can probably hold his own. Except against haloman.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Well yeah but only because his dad was the coach.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[nolookpass]

Defense didnt lose this game but Iowa wasnt getting much pressure with just the d line. IIRC they only blitzed once, which is a head scratcher.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Its like a less disgusting Juice and brother

 

[sergeanthulka]

Defense didnt lose this game but Iowa wasnt getting much pressure with just the d line. IIRC they only blitzed once, which is a head scratcher.

Wisconsin did a great job of getting the ball out quick. Our DL was getting there...but the ball was gone.

Everything gets easier when you can run the ball effectively. For the most part, they kept themselves out of 3rd & 6 & longer.

 

[Gushawk]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

 

[Geese]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Brians or 1 Brian sized duck?

 

[Geese]

100 duck sized Brians is a lot of bad haircuts.

 

[Gushawk]

And grease.

I’d probably rather take on a Brian sized goose, as all the times I’ve stepped in their shit and had to wait for them to cross a road would give me motivation

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

And grease.

I’d probably rather take on a Brian sized goose, as all the times I’ve stepped in their shit and had to wait for them to cross a road would give me motivation

I still have too much human empathy, but ecologically it would probably be better if we all just ran @Geese over

 

[KitKatApples]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Brians or 1 Brian sized duck?

Is this a common referencing point amongst geese?

 

[Geese]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized Brians or 1 Brian sized duck?

Is this a common referencing point amongst geese?

Duh

 

[KitKatApples]

Sorry, I don't get out to the pond often.

 

[Harlan]

And grease.

I’d probably rather take on a Brian sized goose, as all the times I’ve stepped in their shit and had to wait for them to cross a road would give me motivation

I still have too much human empathy, but ecologically it would probably be better if we all just ran @Geese over

In

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I haven’t seen this vitriol out there despite what Twitter wants you to believe. Most have said “man, that was the dumbest thing anyone could have done there” and moved on.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

from the voice of the hawkeyes who called that play a “muffed punt” in game and after

 

[Hawkstrat]

I haven’t seen this vitriol out there despite what Twitter wants you to believe. Most have said “man, that was the dumbest thing anyone could have done there” and moved on.

What play was he trying to make? It isn't like he fumbled while trying to advance the ball.

 

[JD720]

I haven’t seen this vitriol out there despite what Twitter wants you to believe. Most have said “man, that was the dumbest thing anyone could have done there” and moved on.

What play was he trying to make? It isn't like he fumbled while trying to advance the ball.

Everyone knows Beyer messed up. Dolph is probably be respnding to stuff like this.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I too think he should leave the state and change his name

 

[AZmessDAWG]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

Thanks for clearing that up

 

[Gushawk]

FTR, Brian would whip my ass.

Thanks for clearing that up

You’re welcome.

 

[Geese]

I haven’t seen this vitriol out there despite what Twitter wants you to believe. Most have said “man, that was the dumbest thing anyone could have done there” and moved on.

What play was he trying to make? It isn't like he fumbled while trying to advance the ball.

Everyone knows Beyer messed up. Dolph is probably be respnding to stuff like this.

What a fag

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’d like to meet some of the people that think it’s a good idea to tweet shot like that. It almost has to be an ISU fan.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That guy has some anger issues

 

[Harlan]

I’d like to meet some of the people that think it’s a good idea to tweet shot like that. It almost has to be an ISU fan.

What would you do?

 

[Match34]

I’d like to meet some of the people that think it’s a good idea to tweet shot like that. It almost has to be an ISU fan.

What would you do?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’d like to meet some of the people that think it’s a good idea to tweet shot like that. It almost has to be an ISU fan.

What would you do?

Probably drink with them

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I’d like to meet some of the people that think it’s a good idea to tweet shot like that. It almost has to be an ISU fan.

What would you do?

 

[Stu Beagle]

That was a weird tweet from Dolph considering Beyer has no social media. And we know no one is actually saying shit to his face.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I've seen way more "LEAVE BEYER ALONE" posts on social media than people actually going after him.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Twitter fucking sucks.

 

[Geese]

Twitter fucking sucks.

It's important to never go into the comments section while browsing twitter. Some real pieces of shit live in the comments.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Twitter fucking sucks.

It's important to never go into the comments section while browsing twitter. Some real pieces of shit live in the comments.

Trolling comment sections, however, is pure gold