**2023 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[rodg12]

 

[thrawn]

He isn’t even American

 

[Kamala]

He isn’t even American

If Barack Obama can be president, Tony Taylor can certainly win a football award

 

[brantshawks]

If Barack Obama can be president, Tony Taylor can certainly win a football award

He's grrrrrreat.

 

[sergeanthulka]

If Barack Obama can be president, Tony Taylor can certainly win a football award

Or Tony the Tiger, for that matter.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Fuck

 

[Kamala]

Flip phone

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Jesus who gives a shit

Forget basketball. A better question is how many points per game would Caitlin Clark score if she played for the Iowa football team?

 

[ivan_drago]

Forget basketball. A better question is how many points per game would Caitlin Clark score if she played for the Iowa football team?

That is not a better question.

 

[rodg12]

Phil is going to need his own Trophy Case inside the football headquarters at this rate...

 

[Stu Beagle]

All Phil needed was a national punchline of an offense for everyone to realize how good he is

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

That is not a better question.

Yes it is. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Revolver]

Yes it is. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[thrawn]

Maybe he’s the new OL coach

 

[BBK]

With that said!

 

[ddevries]

That’s a scholarship we would’ve been fine with having freed up.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

For those not able to see tweets and don’t want to open Twitter, DeJong is returning for year 6.

 

[Kerky]

For those not able to see tweets and don’t want to open Twitter, DeJong is returning for year 6.

Isn't that everyone?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That’s a scholarship we would’ve been fine with having freed up.

He did more with his then Daijon Parker

 

[sergeanthulka]

He did more with his then Daijon Parker

Correct. He’s a known quantity. A serviceable player with position flexibility. While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

 

[Debit One]

While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

 

[6deuce]

Correct. He’s a known quantity. A serviceable player with position flexibility. While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

Eat shit

 

[Hawk&Balls]

At least Parker only used his for one year

 

[CamelTones]

Are we sure he’s on scholarship? Or did they find him NIL money to come back to cover costs of taking 9 credit hours plus a little extra?

 

[Creed]

Was pleased when I thought it was a portal entry post. Less thrilled when I saw the details.

 

[RiotFan]

JFC

 

[RiotFan]

Correct. He’s a known quantity. A serviceable player with position flexibility. While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

Exactly. Known to be no more than a warm body.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Correct. He’s a known quantity. A serviceable player with position flexibility. While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

Could you really though?

 

[6deuce]

Correct. He’s a known quantity. A serviceable player with position flexibility. While we hope he’s not in the starting lineup next year, you could do a lot worse.

I can’t get over how fucking retarded this is. Cooler heads are not prevailing. Eat shit again, Sarge you fucking faggot.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I can’t get over how fucking retarded this is. Cooler heads are not prevailing. Eat shit again, Sarge you fucking faggot.

Transfer linemen across the country have mostly sucked. Rusty was a really good pickup.

 

[6deuce]

Transfer linemen across the country have mostly sucked. Rusty was a really good pickup.

DeJong is fucking atrocious. He had 5 years time to move on.

 

[BBK]

DeJong is fucking atrocious. He had 5 years time to move on.

With that said he'll be back for year 6

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

How the fuck have the not recruited and developed over this guy yet?

“he’s a know quantity” is like being ok with Peaches coming back.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s all intentional folks. Kirk hates offense.
only thing that makes sense at this point.
they’ll average about 17 pts next year.

 

[cloudhawk]

I mean he was bringing Brian back....

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I mean he was bringing Brian back....

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Can you take a person off scholarship?

 

[ivan_drago]

Can you take a person off scholarship?

Depends. In or out of state?

 

[6deuce]

Can you take a person off scholarship?

In their 6th year?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

In their 6th year?

my parents did.

 

[6deuce]

People on this board celebrating DeJong’s return because portal olineman mostly sucked. We really are battered wives. JFC.

 

[Bob Sanders]

People on this board celebrating DeJong’s return because portal olineman mostly sucked. We really are battered wives. JFC.

He's totally fine at guard, not fine at tackle.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

People on this board celebrating DeJong’s return because portal olineman mostly sucked. We really are battered wives. JFC.

I understand life is frustrating for you, given your inability to process the English language. Get pissed, you stupid fuck!

 

[cloudhawk]

Thom off the top rope....

 

[BBK]

I understand life is frustrating for you, given your inability to process the English language. Get pissed, you stupid fuck!

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

 

[6deuce]

I understand life is frustrating for you, given your inability to process the English language. Get pissed, you stupid fuck!

Sorry you’re a faggot, Thom.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Sorry you’re a faggot, Thom.

 

[Creed]

At first I read that at DeJean’s return, getting excited thinking I missed the news only to be disappointed for a second time that DeJong will be back. Fuck.

 

[6deuce]

At first I read that at DeJean’s return, getting excited thinking I missed the news only to be disappointed for a second time that DeJong will be back. Fuck.

It’s fine Creed. He’s totally fine at guard.