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  1. The Incredible Hawk

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    http://www.vegasnews.com/82291/wet-...-water-park-featuring-world-class-slides.html

    Random investors though.

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    Looks like a big 'ol homo slide.
     
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    TIH wants to know if he has to wear pants?
     
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    I think it's weird that the people next to their slides are dressed business casual.
     
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    Look at all those fucking vests.
     
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    Building a gigantic waterpark in the middle of the desert during a water shortage.

    Good idea.
     
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    this is exactly what i was thinking
     
  9. douglasbader

    douglasbader Was Right at the Time

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    Which is exactly the reason it will be a gigantic hit.
     
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    I hope they have grander plans than whatis shown in that pic. Looks boring
     
  11. The Incredible Hawk

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    it's 41 acres
     
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    douglasbader Was Right at the Time

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    Not only boring, but horribly tacky and will be outdated almost instantly in design and color.

    All of the concepts look ultra-boring.
     
  13. The Incredible Hawk

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    have you ever been to schlitterbahn? are those parks any fun?
     
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    I went to the one in South Padre and thought it was ok. The other one in New Braunfels is much bigger, but I have never been there.
     
  15. The Incredible Hawk

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    I have heard the New Braunfels one is huge and a lot of fun, but they don't sell alcohol. I haven't been to one before. I went floating in New Braunfels though and that was awesome.
     
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    i dont know how many gallons it takes to fill a water park, but i am guessing that spilled beer and piss replenish it faster than it evaporates.
     
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    Did that one when we had friends who lived there.

    Lots of surfaces to burn the fuck out of you in 115 degree heat.
     
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    Those colors are so fucking terrible.
     
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    Tacky? In Vegas???
     
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    On related story, world's tallest waterside to be built at the Schlitterbahn Kansas City Waterpark.

    Master Blaster

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    No effing way.
     
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    Who run Schlitterbahn?
     
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    There does look like a lot of opportunity for things to go wrong while traveling down that sucker.
     
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    CUIHAWK Loves the clock

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    I think my insurance just went up looking at that.
     
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    I'd nail the shortcut all 3 times and lap any fool that tried to beat me.
     
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    I wish it had no walls like it's original.
     
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    Are the pics at the Schlitterbahn of the same slide? One looks to be much higher off the ground than the other..
     
  28. The Incredible Hawk

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    i have only done that once, i think i was having a seizure
     
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    Are we talking about what I think we're talking about?

    If so - you only hit the shortcut once?
     
  30. The Incredible Hawk

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    i can only assume you are making a mariokart reference
     
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    I play cards with a guy that was the number one rated Mario Kart 64 player in the world back in the day....seriously.
     
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    Yes. Are you?
     
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    I was good at MK64. Very good. Never mastered super smash as well as some others but, especially in early college, I could beat about anybody in mario kart whether short cuts were allowed or not.

    /csb.
     
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    That is a cool fuckin' story, bro.
     
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    yes. rainbow road is my least favorite track.
     
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    Luigi's Raceway was the worst. Too much open space for people in the middle of the pack to get ahead with red shells
     
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    Battle is the only way to go. Racing is for pussies.
     
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    I will be about .5 miles from that park on Saturday. I will attempt to break in, get pictures, and report back to HaLo.
     
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    JFC [STRIKE]Monster[/STRIKE] HaMo
     
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    Take a 5 gallon bucket of water with you and test it out.

    :D
     
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    To me, $50 million for a 40 acre park seems actually really low on cost.

    Also, I was at a waterpark in Missouri last year when it was 90 degrees out and the bottoms of my feet were so burned from the concrete I could not wear shoes for days. I cannot imagine 120 degrees.
     
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    I was in Vegas back in June and this was seriously awful. It was like 105, but the concrete was dangerously hot. If you didn't have flip flops at the pool you had better hope you were walking really close to the water or find a puddle quick.
     
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    I did not attempt to break in and was driving and therefore unable to get any pictures (and didn't really have time if I was going to make it to the game), but I can vouch that this looks fucking terrifying from the road.

    /HaLo Exclusive
     
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    Other than the cold, how was the soccer match? I watched it from the my living room. I was plenty warm with ice cold beer.
     
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    it was great. fantastic atmosphere, and Benny Feilhaber is still awesome, that was probably his best game this year.
     
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    I was there this past summer. Pretty cool place, and it's huge. It's actually split into 3 different parks, with one of them being about a mile away. They have trams that run back and forth all day. Also, not sure where you heard that they didn't sell alcohol. I drank a lot of beer that day.
     
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    What?
     
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