Game Thread ***OFFICIAL ISU VS IOWA GAME THREAD-6:30 BTN

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  1. nolookpass

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  4. nolookpass

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    ISU is gonna score. Need to score some.
     
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    We need to tackle better and get to the QB.
     
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    Forgot to add, the BTN show should be in town this week.
     
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    Gonna be close
     
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    Haven't followed ISU in the offseason. Who's their QB? Lanning? Richardson? Steele Jantz?
     
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    Also, is it me, or does @Shawneemicks post less when Iowa is winning?
     
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    Hey there buddy!! I will be on a plane to Iowa on Wednesday. See you fuckers next week!!
     
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    I hope you surprise Brants with a big ol kiss on the lips.
     
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    I'm going to tickle his butthole.
     
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    ISU's R tackle suspended for.................1 game. Will be back for Iowa game.
     
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    Sitting at a pizza joint in STL waiting for take out and some coke bottle wearing, big eared, buck toothed, middle aged broad looks at me and says "Go Cyclones!"

    Perfect.
     
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    It's embarrassing that we should care about this game.
     
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    Going in dry next week, boyz.
     
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    last time the clones lost to uni, they beat Iowa. #dontLookPast
     
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    Don't ever underestimate Kirk's ability to lose to a lousy Iowa State team. He won't lose this year.
     
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    this isn't really true. basically, if Iowa has a good team (really, just a good QB), they win this game. 2002 was really the only exception.

    since then

    QBs to beat Iowa State

    Chandler (lol)
    Tate (2x)
    Stanzi (3x, or the same number of bowl wins he and Iowa State have)
    Rudock
    Beathard

    QBs to lose to Iowa State

    Christensen
    Manson (played most of 2005 game)
    Vandenberg (2x)
    Rudock
     
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    So I should be confident drunk walking into Kinnick next weekend?
     
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    I can't believe I have so much hate in my heart for the delusional ISU fucks who believe their school is special.
     
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    You can always be a confident drunk. Kinnick shouldn't stop you from feeling good about your drinking.
     
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    Agree with Lime, but think 2005 was gonna be a loss regardless. That game was the second worst I've attended, behind 2014.
     
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    Add Rudock to the second list also. As Gus pointed out, 2014 was arguably the worst loss of the bunch.
     
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    Iowa will rush for 350 yards this week.
     
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    I predict Josey rapes 3-4 cyclones on the 50 yard line before the game even starts.
     
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    No arguing about it. Worst loss of the Ferentz era overall, not just Iowa St.
     
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    The line was -17 I think before the season, after yesterday I wonder if it will be 20+
     
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    ISU will probably try to run Warren more Saturday and get Lazard matched up on Mabin every play. But ISU's line is so bad it may not matter. Plus I'm guessing the defensive line is not enjoying today's film session. Hopefully they come out with more energy this week.
     
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    I also think Parker will throw a few new wrinkles at ISU's o-line. I don't think they ever rushed more than 4 yesterday.
     
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    A few more? Sure, but they aren't going to want Lanning running the ball so. . .
     
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    They blitzed Hockaday a couple of times but you're right for the most part. Iowa played about as bland of defense as they could yesterday.
     
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    27-10 Iowa.

    A loss here would be devastating to me, personally.
     
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    Once at least, on the sack. Don't remember any others.
     
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    Vandenberg was good one of those years.
     
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    As long as Phil Parker puts together a good game plan, Iowa is going to rape room ISU something like 45-17. If Parker pulls the bullshit he pulled against Miami and tells the DL to "contain" Lanning, I could see a 31-28 type game where either side could win.

    If Parker just has King shadow Lazard, then brings five rushers every play, Iowa's defense will make Joel Lanning look like Joel Lanning. If we give him all day to throw the ball, we'll make either he or the ISU backup QB look like all conference players.

    Last week was a kick in the nuts for the ISU football program, I want this week to be a Hayden-like castration.
     
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    It's almost like you've never watched an Iowa game.
     
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    He was good at home but terrible on the road in 2011.
     
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    Welcome to Kinnick CMC.

    Iowa 41
    ISU 16

    Edit: Also, Josey gonna fuck some clones up. LeShun and Akrum are going to run all over these big titted fat asses. Bring the hog troughs clones, you are gonna need some fucking ice baths after this ass kicking.
     
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    This game will an absolute raperoom.
     
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    This game should not be close. Cannot be close. I'm not risking going, regardless.
     
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    Iowa opens up at -18
     
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    I really don't even want to play this fvckkng game
     
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    The 2014 game still pisses me off.
     
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