**Official 2017 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

[Lime]

Iowa’s wide receivers underachieved for much of last season, producing only seven touchdowns.

http://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/football/2017/02/16/new-iowa-football-assistants-have-paid-their-dues/97995390/

I don't think that was underachieving.

 

[brantshawks]

C-

Didn't want to give Whamo the D?

OMG!! I wasn't expecting that.

You rascal!!

How do you feel about that unexpected D?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Didn't want to give Whamo the D?

OMG!! I wasn't expecting that.

You rascal!!

How do you feel about that unexpected D?

BWAHAHA!!!!

OMG!!!

 

[Geese]

I love the new AZ

 

[valp0]

I love the new AZ

Dat AZ

 

[Geese]

 

[cloudhawk]

That gets me hard, and I'm not even an OL/TE NFL scout

 

[Nobody]

Well, they tried.
1:57 features Nick Niemann dropping a dance team member right on her ass.

 

[Geese]

Well, they tried.
1:57 features Nick Niemann dropping a dance team member right on her ass.

LOL at the beginning. They all look like they are bent over taking a shit.

 

[Gushawk]

Well, they tried.
1:57 features Nick Niemann dropping a dance team member right on her ass.

I'm not sure I blame him. Poor balance and landing skills on her part.

 

[Truant]

Well, they tried.
1:57 features Nick Niemann dropping a dance team member right on her ass.

I'm not sure I blame him. Poor balance and landing skills on her part.

That was 99% her fault.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Noah Fant is left shark .

 

[Tugboat]

Surprised the dumbfuck ref didn't call him for a hold on that play.

 

[Tugboat]

Noah Fant is left shark .

In his defense, his partner could play at nose tackle next year.

 

[Geese]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kelton must have started following @MikeyJoe on twitter

 

[ClintWalker]

He's a thinker, not a stinker.

 

[Lime]

Nic Shimonek update

http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/118809/before-running-texas-tech-offense-qb-nic-shimonek-ran-furniture-restoration-business

I would have enjoyed Kirk having a starting QB with a full sleeve.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Nic Shimonek update

http://www.espn.com/blog/big12/post/_/id/118809/before-running-texas-tech-offense-qb-nic-shimonek-ran-furniture-restoration-business

I would have enjoyed Kirk having a starting QB with a full sleeve.

Ricky had two full sleeves you retard!!!

 

[Geese]

 

[Bob Sanders]

Interesting reply to this from the father of a current LB.

 

[turtley78]

My wife informed me that she submitted the application for our daughter to be one of the kid captains this year. I'll keep you posted.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

My wife informed me that she submitted the application for our daughter to be one of the kid captains this year. I'll keep you posted.

I submitted an application for my son to be a drunk frosh at all the games this year. It was accepted.

 

[turtley78]

My wife informed me that she submitted the application for our daughter to be one of the kid captains this year. I'll keep you posted.

I submitted an application for my son to be a drunk frosh at all the games this year. It was accepted.

Congrats James! I'm sure he'll make a fine Hawkeye.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

My wife informed me that she submitted the application for our daughter to be one of the kid captains this year. I'll keep you posted.

I submitted an application for my son to be a drunk frosh at all the games this year. It was accepted.

Congrats James! I'm sure he'll make a fine Hawkeye.

thanks. hopefully he's much better at the student part than his old man was

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

My wife informed me that she submitted the application for our daughter to be one of the kid captains this year. I'll keep you posted.

I submitted an application for my son to be a drunk frosh at all the games this year. It was accepted.

Congrats James! I'm sure he'll make a fine Hawkeye.

good luck to your little one

 

[wondergrape]

James didn't raise no gotdamn tavern hok.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I submitted an application for my son to be a drunk frosh at all the games this year. It was accepted.

Congrats James! I'm sure he'll make a fine Hawkeye.

thanks. hopefully he's much better at the student part than his old man was

Who is his dad? Lawlz

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Zing!

 

[Monster]

Congrats James! I'm sure he'll make a fine Hawkeye.

thanks. hopefully he's much better at the student part than his old man was

Who is his dad? Lawlz

 

[Tugboat]

 

[Gushawk]

I cannot wait to watch that young man wreak destruction, terror and mayhem in Kin-nick Stadium.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

So that was a drop step from the free throw line and powerful dunk. Prettaaaay prettaaaay athletic.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I cannot wait to watch that young man wreak destruction, terror and mayhem in Kin-nick Stadium.

 

[Tugboat]

So that was a drop step from the free throw line and powerful dunk. Prettaaaay prettaaaay athletic.

Made it look easy.

Guy is an effin' monster.

Do we know what the Freshman sack record is? He might double it.

 

[Bob]

So that was a drop step from the free throw line and powerful dunk. Prettaaaay prettaaaay athletic.

Made it look easy.

Guy is an effin' monster.

Do we know what the Freshman sack record is? He might double it.

DeVries had 12 his freshman year, so, uh, probably not.

 

[sergeanthulka]

So that was a drop step from the free throw line and powerful dunk. Prettaaaay prettaaaay athletic.

Made it look easy.

Guy is an effin' monster.

Do we know what the Freshman sack record is? He might double it.

DeVries had 12 his freshman year, so, uh, probably not.

That dunk, tho...................

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[ClintWalker]

That's rather concerning.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

That's rather concerning.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[ClintWalker]

But has quick feet.

 

[sergeanthulka]

To me, that's always code for they eff'd up the first surgery...

 

[valp0]

 

[Mo T]

To me, that's always code for they eff'd up the first surgery...

Or he eff'd up his rehab.

 

[Geese]

Jackson and Lattimore!

 

[Lime]

Hopefully that extra pound doesn't slow down Jewell too much

 

[Bob]

Alaric Jackson is gonna be a monster

 

[BuffettHawk]

Cook probably needs to put on ten more pounds in order to be the ideal TE size.